[T]WELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
 Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas

Written by Vietman Vetrans.

 Note: Lucien Conein insists that the correct title is the "Welve
      Days of Christmas."

 On the first day of Christmas, the VC gave to me:
 Some plastic in a Dauphine.
 Second day...two hand grenades
 Third day...three punji stakes
 Fourth day...four fallen flowers
 Fifth day...five claymore mines
 Sixth day...six satchel charges
 Seventh day...seven birds a shrinking
 Eighth day...eight bar girls drinking
 Ninth day...nine Saigon teas
 Tenth day...ten tanks of napalm
 Eleventh day...eleven Montagnards
 Twelfth day...twelve butterflies

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