TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (Literal)
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NOT AVAILABLE but NOT A SONG

(This has the same lyrics as the original but has
commentary thrown in.  I could not include all
of it, but here is some of the commentary.)

A partridge in a pear tree:
	The partridge laid an egg on the tree!

2 turtle doves: 

3 french hens:
	How do you sing with all those birds!

4 calling birds:
	Birds birds birds.

5 golden rings
	(The chickes got into the chimes!)

6 geese a layin

8 maids a milkin (MOOOOOOOOOOO)

9 ladies dancing

10 lords a leapin (Boing sound)

11 pipers piping (LOUD pipes)

12 drummers drumming (LOUD Drum roll)