THE 12 DAYS OF LA-KINGS HOCKEY

Might be by Hilary Struthers.

Here is what I found on the net, though
I deleted all verses except the last.

Date: Tue, 24 Dec 1996 17:46:18 -0800
From: Hilary Struthers <74344.1200@compuserve.com>
Reply-To: la-kings@plaidworks.com
Subject: 12 Days of Christmas


On the 12th day of Christmas, my Kings gave to me
12 future all-stars (hey, its Christmas)
11 rumors of Luuuuuc returning
10 goals for Stevens
 9 more reasons to hate Melrose
 8 non-injured line-up scratches
 7 dollar parking
 6 greeters greeting
 5 years for Bruuuucce
 4 future draft picks
 3 IHL players
 2 goals to score on
 and some Serious Hockey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!