Twelve Gays Of Christmas 
by Venus Envy
(from the independently released CD "I'll Be A Homo For Christmas" 1995)

Day       "Gift"
1    A whole year of therapy
2    2 Dogs named "Sappho"
3    3 Tapes by "Venus Envy"
4    4 Turkey Basters
5    5 Dental Dams
6    6 Pierce-ed Labia
7    7 Vibrators
8    (forgotten)
9    9 Hairy Armpits
10   10 Tattooed Womyn
11   11 Leather Accessories
12   (forgotten)