I call this
	The 12 days of computers.

but the authors decided differently on the website.
Not that I even know who they are.
but here it is.


 Twelve Days of Christmas: Parental Guidance Version


 On the eleventh day of christmas my computer gave to me
 "Legalise marijuana",
 "Dad, we need a CD",
 "Internal stack overflow",
 "Insufficient disk space",
 "Cannot find file",
 "Insufficient memory",
 Five lost clusters,
 "Bad command or file name",
 Three short beeps,
 A general protection fault,
 And a cross linked file in the root directory.

 On the twelfth day of christmas my computer gave to me
 A refund from the factory.