THE TWELVE DAYS OF BUSINESS
By The Capital Steps
From Live at the Shoreham

(There are many comments in the song that
I am leaving out.)

On my 12th day of business
my lawyer said to me


12 judges judging
11 administrators ruling
10 councils suing
9 arbitrartors walking
8 buearcarts squawking
7 enforcers forcing 
6 accountents counting
5 pink women to fill out
4 federal forms
in 3 different tounges
to must train 2 teenage boys
to comply with the EEOC