The 12 days of Alphans (a SPACE: 1999 tribute) (This is from a website that died. If you know where it has moved to, let me know and I'll put in a direct link.) NOT AVAILABLE. UNKNOWN AUTHOR. On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me: Twelve exploding waste dumps, Eleven Bug eyed monsters Ten Chlorine creatures Nine Balls of Strange Light Eight smashed up commposts Seven Chats with Arra Six dustball planets Five Metamorphs.... Four Bergman Force fields Three guns a stunning Two working commlocks And an Eagle that did not crash!